[Callers] New (ridiculous) dance

Hello all, Sometimes I write in to check if a dance I've penned has already been written; but this time I'm sure that it hasn't. I was inspired by the news of the national coin shortage ( https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/pandemic-leads-national-coin-shortage-…) to put together a dance called "The Laundromat Needs Quarters" full of quarter turns and agitated motion. Note, this is not a dance that I think should be called, it's a joke dance and they have very limited utility. But I miss the extended contra community and wanted to share as a reminder that our dance community is still out there, and we will celebrate and dance in person again someday. The Laundromat Needs Quarters Becket A1 ----------- (8) Ladies' Chain across (4) Pass through to an ocean wave (ladies catch left, Neighbors right) (4) Balance the short wave (forward and back) A2 ----------- (4) Walk forward and catch right hand with next, 1/4 allemande to long waves (4) Balance the long Wavy line (right and left) (4) Slide to the right (as in Rory O’More), catch left hands and 1/4 allemande to short waves (4) Balance the short Wavy line (left and right) B1 ----------- (4) Slide to the left (as in Rory O’More) (12) 3/4 of a hey, starting ladies pass left shoulder in middle; end on home side with partner B2 ----------- (16) Partner right shoulder round and swing