[Callers] Shutdown-related dances?

Hello fellow callers, I'm theoretically calling the Glen Echo (MD) dance on Friday, but as many of you know, this is National Park land. If the Congressional standoff continues, it may very well be that the gates will remain closed. While things are obviously in flux, there is a possibility that I might either calling at Glen Echo or at an alternate venue. In either case, I'd like to incorporate some shutdown-themed dances for our DC folks. So, in the event that I call, I'd love some ideas for dances themed/titled around shutdowns, openings, bickering, childishness, etc. What have you guys got? Any suggestions are happily welcome! -Sargon