3 May
2022
3 May
'22
10:49 a.m.
Curse you callers & musicians. I am now infected with one of the most
insidious of parasites: The earworm Baumontum Raggus. The nasty little
creature is crawling through my subconscious at a leisurely 86 bpm,
frequently raising its volume and causing erratic shoulder shimmies and the
occasional bobbing of the head. Shame on all of you for allowing
this beastly little bug to spread.