On 12/6/21, Tony Parkes via Contra Callers
<contracallers(a)lists.sharedweight.net> wrote:
I actually accepted a gig at a “naturist” resort in
New England.
I had to come up with patter
Since mostly all humans are pretty asymmetrical, how 'bout:
"Promenade and don't be slow,
Right (x) high and left (x) low"
:)