All organizations and characters other than the author are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to any official organization or candidate - living, dead or undead/zombie - is purely accidental. Consult a doctor before beginning any contra dancing or run the risk of side effects like euphoria or excessive smiling, leading to facial cramps. Such reactions are fortunately relatively common but generally harmless. If you experience any euphoria lasting more than 4 hours, you may have a serious condition that warrants enrolling in a dance weekend or other residential treatment program. Your mileage may vary.