This is a nice topic, one that I’ve toyed with for a long time, and I also have a set of cards to draw on, as I have terrible memory for jokes.

At Friday night’s dance, when sound person was having a problem prior to start of a dance, I found no jokes came to mind, so asked the dancers. One came up with this:

What do you call a cow that has just given birth?

… pause …

De-calf-inated (roars of laughter and groans)

chuck
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Charles (Chuck) Galt
Petaluma, CA

From: Isaac Banner via Callers
Sent: Monday, September 24, 2018 12:50 PM
To: Callers@Lists.Sharedweight.net
Subject: [Callers] A Call for Caller Jokes

Hey everyone,

Improbably, I've found that I've reached the bottom of my barrel of jokes to tell while calling!

Part of it might be that I go through more than just 1 or 2 on some nights....

Regardless, I've found that I need to restock my box of dance-safe humor a bit if I'm going to keep up my infamous taste for humor. What are some of your favorite dance-safe jokes that are short enough to pepper in-between dances or before a walkthrough?

Thanks,

Isaac Banner