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--></style></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink="#954F72"><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal>This is a nice topic, one that I’ve toyed with for a long time, and I also have a set of cards to draw on, as I have terrible memory for jokes.</p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>At Friday night’s dance, when sound person was having a problem prior to start of a dance, I found no jokes came to mind, so asked the dancers. One came up with this:</p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>What do you call a cow that has just given birth?</p><p class=MsoNormal>… pause …</p><p class=MsoNormal>De-calf-inated (roars of laughter and groans)</p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>chuck<br>_________________________<br>Charles (Chuck) Galt<br>Petaluma, CA</p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><div style='mso-element:para-border-div;border:none;border-top:solid #E1E1E1 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in'><p class=MsoNormal style='border:none;padding:0in'><b>From: </b><a href="mailto:callers@lists.sharedweight.net">Isaac Banner via Callers</a><br><b>Sent: </b>Monday, September 24, 2018 12:50 PM<br><b>To: </b><a href="mailto:callers@lists.sharedweight.net">Callers@Lists.Sharedweight.net</a><br><b>Subject: </b>[Callers] A Call for Caller Jokes</p></div><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><div><div><p class=MsoNormal>Hey everyone,</p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal>Improbably, I've found that I've reached the bottom of my barrel of jokes to tell while calling!</p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal>Part of it might be that I go through more than just 1 or 2 on some nights....</p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal>Regardless, I've found that I need to restock my box of dance-safe humor a bit if I'm going to keep up my infamous taste for humor. What are some of your favorite dance-safe jokes that are short enough to pepper in-between dances or before a walkthrough?</p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal>Thanks,</p></div></div><p class=MsoNormal>Isaac Banner</p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div></body></html>